Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Sage Advice

MUM: Do you use birth control?

ME: MOMMMMMM!!!

MUM: What? Tell me.

ME: FINE. YES. I USE PILLS!!!!

MUM: Why don't you use condoms?

ME: MOOOMMMMMMMMM!!

MUM: It's better for the baby.

ME: Grr! What baby??

MUM: Condoms better for making babies.

ME: Condoms prevent babies.

MUM: Just promise me you won't have baby on pills.

ME: Mom, I don't think you understand the concept of birth control.

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  2. OMG! That's hilarious!! Definitely going to be checking back for more "mum says" blog! Who knew your mom was so funny...actually all moms are kinda funny this way and sadly, they have no clue about their "funny-ness!!" :)

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