Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Mum Says: Have a Baby! (What's New?)

MUM: What happened to your friend?

ME: What friend?

MUM: The ones that got divorced?

ME: Oh, um, they got divorced?

MUM: Well, if she'd had a baby, her husband wouldn't have left her!

ME: That's crazy.

MUM: No crazy! Babies solve everything.