MUM: What? Tell me.
ME: FINE. YES. I USE PILLS!!!!
MUM: Why don't you use condoms?
MUM: It's better for the baby.
ME: Grr! What baby??
MUM: Condoms better for making babies.
ME: Condoms prevent babies.
MUM: Just promise me you won't have baby on pills.
ME: Mom, I don't think you understand the concept of birth control.