Friday, June 15, 2012

Suit Up Vegas Style

In a couple of weeks, my bestie Jen will experience Vegas for the first time ever. I can't wait to experience it all with her. The TnA flyers, hookers, yard stick dranks, the constant dinging of a slot machine, aggressive scents... (yes, I used an ellipsis. I am trailing off into a reverie. It's the exception!)

Anyway, earlier today, we talked about sexy clothes. Particularly, sexy clothes in Vegas. If you've never experienced the onslaught of tits-ass-peen-age at a night club in Vegas, holy fuck, get on a Southwest flight and go to a club at the Wynn or Encore immediately.

I'll wait.

Yes, that's a yard stick drank
Are you back?

Anyway, fashion in Vegas CAN lean on the overly skimpy and flashy side. After many, many trips to Vegas, I've learned that you don't have to flash your bits to be sexy. It's all in your swagger. I have a little swagger, not much, but it's okay. I don't want to be sexy.

Yeah, you read that right!

All right. That's a lie. I want to be a little sexy.

Anyway, here are some of my fashion picks for sorta sexy day and night wear.

Suit up!


  1. Obviously I love everything about this post, but what I appreciate the most is that you justified the ellipsis. You know me so well.

  2. I can't wait until your posts for these outfits. They are so adorable.

  3. so cuuuteee :)


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