Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Cute Babies

MUM: You make cute baby.

ME: What about a regular baby?

MUM: [oblivious] Cute baby make you ha-peeeeeee!

ME: I have no control over genetics.

MUM: Lalala! Look at cute baby calendar. I show you next time. Make you ha-peee!

ME: What if I have an ugly baby?

MUM: Poor baby. No one love ugly baby.

ME: Thanks mum. At least you are honest.

1 comment:

  1. The only thing worse than pressure to have a baby is pressure to have a cute baby.


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