ME: What about a regular baby?
MUM: [oblivious] Cute baby make you ha-peeeeeee!
ME: I have no control over genetics.
MUM: Lalala! Look at cute baby calendar. I show you next time. Make you ha-peee!
ME: What if I have an ugly baby?
MUM: Poor baby. No one love ugly baby.
ME: Thanks mum. At least you are honest.