My Truest Self

I have a confession.

I wear stretchy pants and t-shirts 90% of the time.

It's one of the perks of working remotely. No one ever sees me, so I indulge in the joys of elasticity and jersey blends.

It's ugly, but there it is: the truth.

So, in an effort to utilize the full capabilities of my closet, I am forcing myself to undertake a challenge.

It's called getting dressed.

I know many of you out there perform this ritual everyday. Tell me, what is it like? Do you think I can do it?

Right now, my daily routine consists of rolling out of bed and into my office chair. Should I reveal that my bed and office chair are exactly 4 feet apart? Did I just reveal too much? You will also note that I did not include brushing my teeth or washing my face anywhere in that list.

I swear, I am not a filthy animal.

I just love comfort.

Anyway, in an effort to be accountable, I will try to document this experiment.

I love mullet skirts.