Wife Swap

MUM: Where is Michael?

ME: He's not home right now.

MUM: When he come home?

ME: I don't know. Whenever he wants!

MUM: Hmph! You easy wife!

ME: Yes. That's a good thing.

MUM: Hmph! He going to leave you. Find difficult woman to love.

ME: Mom, that makes no sense at all.

MUM: You see.

ME: Ahh!