Thursday, July 15, 2010

You Like Girls?

ME: Mom, would you love me if I were gay?

MUM: WHAT??!

[Phone goes dead. Oh shit. I am in trouble. Five seconds later, mum calls back.]

MUM: WHAT YOU SAY?

ME: Uh... [seriously second guessing my HYPOTHETICAL question]

MUM: YOU LIKE GIRLS?
 
ME: [Too late. Fuck.] Mom, it was just a hypothetical question. I really wanted to know if you love me unconditionally. 

MUM: HUH! YOU GAY?

ME: No mom! I'm not gay!

MUM: You sure?

ME: OF COURSE! I have a boyfriend!

MUM: Why you spend so much time with Geneva?

ME: Argh! Mom, I'm not gay! I like boys. 

MUM: Are you sure? 

ME: YES!

[20 minutes later.]

MUM: You promise you not gay?

ME:  Yes! I promise! I love boys forever!

MUM: Hmph, men no good. Don't trust man. He take your flower and throw you away!

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