ME: Mom, would you love me if I were gay?
MUM: WHAT??!
[Phone goes dead. Oh shit. I am in trouble. Five seconds later, mum calls back.]
MUM: WHAT??!
[Phone goes dead. Oh shit. I am in trouble. Five seconds later, mum calls back.]
MUM: WHAT YOU SAY?
ME: Uh... [seriously second guessing my HYPOTHETICAL question]
ME: Uh... [seriously second guessing my HYPOTHETICAL question]
MUM: YOU LIKE GIRLS?
ME: [Too late. Fuck.] Mom, it was just a hypothetical question. I really wanted to know if you love me unconditionally.
MUM: HUH! YOU GAY?
ME: No mom! I'm not gay!
MUM: You sure?
ME: OF COURSE! I have a boyfriend!
MUM: Why you spend so much time with Geneva?
MUM: You sure?
ME: OF COURSE! I have a boyfriend!
MUM: Why you spend so much time with Geneva?
ME: Argh! Mom, I'm not gay! I like boys.
MUM: Are you sure?
ME: YES!
[20 minutes later.]
MUM: You promise you not gay?
ME: Yes! I promise! I love boys forever!
Oh my gosh hahahhaha
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