Sunday, July 25, 2010

An Open Post to My Mortal Enemy

Hello sugar ant, you are my nemesis, and I will kill you with pleasure. Please stop trying to get into my sugar or I will be forced to re-enact the massacre of JuneTen.

I won't deny it: I've killed hundreds of you.

And I will do it again. Please don't force my hand.

There, I asked nicely.

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