I used to be completely obsessed with Zahara Jolie-Pitt. I'd skim through her baby photos, admiring her ability to look directly into a camera and silently convey "screw you!" She's a natural at giving bitch face.
As she got older, she learned how to smile and act all happy and girly. Needless to say, I completely lost interest in her.
Sometimes, I'll look at a new crop of photos and reminisce about the old days; days when I'd painstakingly cut Zahara pictures out of a magazine and add them to my Z-collage.
So, today, when I saw a post about the Jolie-Pitt kids, I immediately sought out my girl.
This picture really disturbed me.
First, did I not wear the same exact outfit as Z the other day? And should I be concerned that I'm dressing like a five year old?
And second, why is Shiloh taller than Z? Is Z not nearly a year older than Shiloh?