Thursday, July 1, 2010

Hard Knock Wife

MUM: Being wife is hard work. Cook, clean, take care of husband, make him happy, too much work!  Big job!

ME: It's not that bad.

MUM: Michael work you hard?

ME: Mom, I'm not a slave.

[Mom thinks for a bit. She looks excited. Uh oh.]

MUM: You know how to keep husband right?

ME: ... Please share. I'd love to know. [Of course, I did not say this to her.]

MUM: You have baby or he throw you away and find new wife!

ME: How did I not see this coming?

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