I don't know your name, but I do know that you use the first stall in the women's bathroom on the second floor of our office building.
I don't know why you do this, but I do know that it is disgusting.
It's just good manners.
Plus, I am sick of seeing your little surprises.
Please be courteous.
Otherwise, you're just a nasty bitch.
THE ENTIRE SECOND FLOOR