That's Just Gross. Period. Literally.

Dear Lady,

I don't know your name, but I do know that you use the first stall in the women's bathroom on the second floor of our office building.

I don't know why you do this, but I do know that it is disgusting.

Please flush.

It's just good manners.

Plus, I am sick of seeing your little surprises.

Every.

Single.

Day.

Please be courteous.

Otherwise, you're just a nasty bitch.

Thanks.

THE ENTIRE SECOND FLOOR