ME: Yes mom, I am very lucky to have you.
MUM: You know, you lucky to have mommy. I nice person.
ME: That's what I just said.
MUM: No one else nice like me! You remember it!
ME: Fine, fine. Let's open gifts!
MUM: No gift. You just have baby. Big special day!
ME: ... [where are those reciepts!?]
|Can I say that I made this arrangement myself?|