Firsts

WELCOME! Thank you for visiting (I mean it)!

Sit down, have a read, eat some frozen custard.

I've learned from other blogs that the first blog entry should always be dedicated to innocuous pleasantries. (See above.)

Who am I?
Why does this blog exist?
What are my hopes and dreams?

Oh yes, selfish self, it's all about me! ME ME ME!!!!!!

So, what's my story?

I'm a short (ahem, small) girlwoman who loves to bake(eat) sweets - hence, the blog name.

I say inappropriate things and have a hard time concealing my true feelings, which means I'm totally awkward and uncomfortable in real life social situations where the ability to bullshit is a mandatory survival skill.

This is why I prefer writing. It gives me time to edit myself - because I hate hurting people's feelings. Okay, who am I kidding? I just hate coming off as an asshole.

Yes, girls can be assholes too.

Okay, maybe it's just me. :)

So, instead of bombarding real life people with tales of my gloriously fantastic life and offending them with my off-color commentary, I thought I'd regale the internet with my own blog: one, like millions of others, documenting me.

Blogs about where I've been, what I've watched, things I've bought, food I've eaten/cooked/baked, and advice I've given.

Blogs about nothing in particular and about everything that means something.

Hello, my name is Thao. I hope you like to eat cookies, and you like reading my blog.